Sooo i get bad news today...

I find out that jake gyllenhaal the man of my dreams is Going to marry Reese on the 19th of December.. so i gotta fly all the way to cali, just to break it up.. uhhh... Men... once i fly there and he sees me runnin through the isle saying NO I AM THE ONE FOR U!!! he will be like, uhmm reese who???